Tigers and Yankees rained out last night! Game 4 postponed until 4pm today!
There seems to be no clear concensus on whether Obama or Romney won Tuesday’s debate.
- Although both sides were confident that Bristol Palin was the right person to be kicked off Dancing With The Stars earlier that night.
The most talked about phrase of the debate was Romney’s “binders full of women”.
- So apparently Bill Clinton is writing Mitt’s speeches behind the scenes.
Astronomers have discovered a planet that has four suns.
- And most amazingly… two daughters!
- An earlier discovery was made by a Dr. Fred MacMurray, but he only had three suns.
Three months after giving birth, Actress Uma Thurman has finally revealed the name of her baby girl: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Atatlune Florence Thurman-Busson. Friends and family just call her “Luna”.
- And they now call Uma “Luna-tic”.
- Let’s hope David Letterman never introduces her to Oprah at the Oscars… “Oprah, Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Atalune Florence. Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Atatalune Florence, Oprah.”
A store in Orlando is selling a doomsday bunker designed to go underground that has a full kitchen and flat-screen TV.
- It’s just like Hitler’s bunker - and we all know how well that worked out for him.
On this day in 1870, Benjamin Chew Tilghman patented Sandblasting.
- He successfully used the sandblasting techinque in his later career as a plastic surgeon.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday with a brand new Podcast!
-Dick
P.S. C’mon Tigers!
Tigers are now 3-0 with the Yankees! If they win tonight…they go the THE WORLD SERIES!!!
Last night’s 2nd Presidential Debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney was remarkably different from the first one.
- For starters, President Obama actually stayed awake.
- TV viewers saw a lot of finger-pointing, but the networks cut away when the “middle finger pointing” started.
A lot of critics say their fears that liberal moderator Candy Crowley would be biased toward President Obama came true. They site the fact that she gave Obama 9% more time to talk and openly defended the President’s statements on the Libyan situation.
- At least she cancelled her plan to throw her panties at him while he was on stage.
Reports say that former President George W. Bush spends his time these days painting pictures of dogs.
- Playing poker.
- He considerers himself “the Rembrant-er-er” of dog painting.
Amid growing controversy that Lance Armstrong was involved in one of the most sophisticated doping-shemes in sports history, Nike has ended their endorsement deal with him.
- Come on! They’re the ones who said “Just Do It!”
A company called “Fame Daddy” claims they will be opening a “Celebrity Sperm Donor Clinic” starting next year. They say it will allow women to pick a father for their child who excels in a variety of areas including sports.
- I believe there is already an organization that provides this service… It’s called “The NBA”.
Katie Holmes told friends that when she does date again, it won’t be with any actors.
- She should have won a “Best Actress” Oscar for pretending she was in love with Tom all those years.
On this day in 1834 the gas meter was patented by James Bogardus.
- But he told his wife that the dog did it.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick
P.S. GO TIGERS!!!
It’s National Boss’s Day! Fitting because Justin Verlander will show the Yankees who’s boss tonight in Game 3 of the series against NY! Tigers lead best of 7 series 2 games to Zip! Game time: 8pm.
Barack Obama and Mitt Romney will face off tonight in the second of their three presidential debates. This time, the debate will be in a town hall format, moderated by CNN’s Candy Crowley and featuring random questions from audience members.
- In politics, “random” is defined as “pre-screened and carefully chosen by the moderator”.
In an interview on radio’s “The Yo Show”, President Obama said he’s certain that American Idol judges Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj can work out their feud “peacefully”.
- He said the same thing about the Israelis and the Palestinians.
- And people say that the politicians in this country aren’t addressing the really important issues!
Hillary Clinton is “falling on her sword” - taking responsibility for the lack of security and resulting attacks in Benghazi last month.
- That’s the difference between Bill and Hillary… He brandishes his sword; she’s falls on hers.
A hotel in Thailand is charging 50 cents a cup for coffee that includes elephant dung.
- They say it’s “Good To The Last Dump!”
- Their slogan is “Thailand Runs on Dumbo!”