Prince Harry let it all hang out in a trip to Las Vegas last weekend. Photos of the totally naked Prince, snapped in his hotel suite after a game of “Strip Billiards” have leaked onto the internet. So far, the Palace has no comment.
- Finally! A chance to see the Royal Jewels without traveling all the way to England!
- Harry appologized but said he had been guaranteed that “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”.
Despite mounting pressure from fellow GOPer’s to get out of the Senate race in Missouri following his ignorant remark about “legitimate rape”, Representative Todd Akin is staying put.
- Apparently he wants to make sure he has a platform to make even more ignorant remarks.
Singer Rihanna told Oprah on her OWN show that she still loves Chris Brown… but they’re not having sex.
- Chris Brown took that as a real slap in the face.
Paul McCartney is helping his ten-year-old daughter run her lemonade stand.
- Yoko Ono is demanding a share of the profits and Paul said, “Let it Be”.
- The stand is kind of hard to find… it’s at the end of a Long and Winding Road.
A study finds that many homeless people are engaged in Social Media.
- They had homes until they bought shares in Facebook.
On this day in 1787 Inventor John fitch demonstrated his steamboat on the Delaware River to delegates of the Continental Congress. It’s top speed was 3mph.
- Later that day, he hosted the first “Jobbie Nooner”.
Have a great day and remember, Round One Voting in the Suburban Collection’s “Great Charity Giveaway” ends this Friday, Aug. 24th! Just click on any of the SC ads on this page to help decide which local charities will share a total of $40,000!
See you back here Thursday…
-Dick
The Augusta National Golf Club finally yielded to pressure from feminists and admitted two female members: Financier Darla Moore and Condoleezza Rice.
- Of course they’ll only allowed to be Caddy’s, but it’s a start!
- A lot of the male members are said to be pretty Teed off.
- Ironically, the two women will be required to play in a threesome.
- So I guess guys who play at Augusta are no longer “The Masters” of their own domain.
Rosie O’Donnell has revealed that she suffered a heart attack last week.
- It happened when her grocery store ran out of Twinkies.
North Korea’s supreme leader Kim Jong Un reversed a 20-year-old rule that banned women from riding bicycles.
- It’s really a Schwinn-Schwinn proposition.
- So now instead of walking dinner home, North Korean women can put the dog right in their bike basket!
The porn industry in LA has officially been shut down for syphilis testing after one “actor” admitted having the STD.
- Well, there go Fred Willard’s movie plans for the weekend.
After testing out almost six-dozen guest hosts, Kelly Ripa will announce her permanent co-host live on-the-air Sept. 4th.
- Let’s just hope we don’t wake up to hear, “Live With Kelly & Carrot Top!”
In the neighborhood around Capitol Hill in DC, crime is up 64%.
- When Congress leaves town the crime rate goes down, then back up when they return and stick their hands out to get more of your money.
Housewife turned comedianne Phyllis Diller has died at the age of 95.
On this date in 1841 the venetian blind was patented by John Hampton of New Orleans.
- And to think critics said his invention would never see the light of day.
I’ll see you back here Wednesday… and don’t forget you only have until this Friday, August 24th to cast your Round One vote in the Suburban Collection’s “Great Charity Giveaway”. Just click on any one of the SC ads on this page to help decide which local charities will share in $40,000 being given away!
Have a great day…
-Dick
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has been granted asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London. If he leaves the building, he’ll be arrested, and is sleeping on an air mattress on the floor.
- Ironically, the air mattress has a leak.
- I’m amazed Ecuador came to a decision on his legal status…being on the equator, they’re usually split right down the middle on things.
- On a happy note, Assange gets to live in Ecuadorian embassy for the rest of his life. On a sad note, Assange gets to live in Ecuadorian embassy for the rest of his life.
Prince Phillip has been released after spending five days in the hospital for a recurrance of a bladder infection he had earlier this summer.
- Doctor’s referred to his condition as “Willie-Leaks”.
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told Jimmy Fallon that she’s never seen GOP VP candidate Paul Ryan’s ripped abs, because she’s never been to the Congressional gym.
- And from the look of things, neither has Barney Frank.
A new study finds that women are being more honest about their weight.
- So prior to now, women have apparently been lying their asses off!
UCLA researchers found that eating two handfuls of walnuts a day can boost the quality of sperm.
- A similar study found that men who have trouble “going” should eat two handfuls of Pee-cans.
Family practitioner Dr. Emily Gibson says that, to stop the rise of infection caused by shaving and waxing, we need to halt the “war on pubic hair”.
- A war which has been mainly fought in Brazil.
- One industry insider called Dr. Gibson a “Nair do well”.