It’s Official… TOM BRADY ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT…

Meanwhile… Apple announced that it will release a group of new Emojis including the one we’ve all been waiting for… a PREGNANT MAN. Tom Brady retires and we’re getting a Pregnant Man emoji in the same week. COINCIDENCE????? Time will tell… in about 9 months!

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Whoopi Goldberg is facing intense backlash after saying that the Holocaust wasn’t about Race because both the Germans and the Jewish people were “White”.

- She’s getting her butt kicked in the News and on Social Media so badly… Whoopi’s gonna need a Cushion to sit on.

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Jet Blue passengers were stuck on the tarmac at JFK airport for so many hours that some of them “Relieved themselves” in their seats.

- The lines for the restrooms were so long some of the people were going in TWO AT A TIME. I wonder what THAT was all about…

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A middle-aged man in Australia was caught on a security camera pumping gas and then walking in to the convenience mart to pay for it - WHILE COMPLETELY NAKED.

- Hey… at least the guy PAID for the gas. The way things are going in this country, he would have stolen the gas…. and everything in the store.

- Apparently he was going to buy a lottery ticket - but changed his mind when he realized he didn’t have anything to scratch it off with.

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Disney’s live action remake of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” is facing controversy after Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage - himself a Dwarf - complained that the story “stereotypes” dwarves and Disney agreed to “Update” the characters in the new movie with “Regular Size Hollywood” actors.

- Why don’t they just have the Dwarves “IDENTIFY” as “Regular-Sized” Actors??

- This is getting out of hand… Why don’t they just Re-name it “Snow White and the Seven Regular Size Hollywood Actors”.

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Podcaster Joe Rogan has apologized to Spotify - which carries his Podcast after Neil Young and Joni Mitchell pulled their music in protest of what they call the “Misinformation” Rogan spread about COVID vaccines. Spotify says it will now warn users if they are about to hear “Any Misinformation”.

- Oh, like say… that MEN can get PREGNANT!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick