It’s " National Superhero Day”! The day set aside to honor the men and women behind the masks… like Batman, Batgirl and Joe Biden.

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Tonight, in his 1st Address to Congress, President Biden will pitch his $1.8 TRILLION plan that includes Free Universal Pre-K, Tax Cuts, 12 Weeks of Family Leave and Two years PAID College Tuition.

-There hasn’t been this much free stuff given away since “Oprah” went off the air.

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Last night, a contestant on Wheel of Fortune made show history by winning a new house. Her total haul came to over $398,000 - but bad news…. During the celebration Vanna White was hit in the head by a clump of confetti.

- Vanna was taken to the…. Remember, the category is “On the Map”. H _ _ P _ T _ L.

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New York has officially lost a house seat… According to the Census Bureau, the Empire State would NOT have lost a seat if it had counted just 89 more people.

- Gov. Cuomo is wishing he hadn’t sent all those people to the Nursing Homes right about now.

- The Democrats had planned on filling that seat with Kim Kardashian… but it’s just as well… she wouldn’t have fit in it anyway.

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A new political poll shows Americans want compromise.

- To be more specific… They want YOU to compromise.

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An 85-year-old Italian man was fined twice in less than an hour for breaking COVID lockdown laws to meet Prostitutes. He told cops that his sex drive “shot through the roof” after getting the COVID vaccine.

- Well… at least he’s protected from getting ONE Virus.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick