AMAZING STORY…

Researchers at the Cleveland Clinic say after looking at data from 7 MILLION AMERICANS, they’ve concluded taking Viagra is associated with a nearly 70% REDUCED risk of getting Alzheimer’s.

- Go ahead guys… I’ll give you a minute to tell your wives THAT’S why you’re taking it.

Seriously, more details when available.

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President Biden and Vladimir Putin held a Zoom Call yesterday to discuss the increasing tensions in Ukraine - and what the US will do if Russia invades it’s neighbor.

- Plus… Joe and Vlad set the limit on how much they can spend on each other’s “Secret Santa Gift”.

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The cast of Harry Potter is reuniting for a return to the Hogwarts school.

- Turns out Harry and his friends are now all grown up and working at a Marijuana Dispensary… See the full story in the new movie “Harry’s Selling Pot and the Sorcerer’s Stoned”.

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Ryder Cup-winning Danish golfer Thorbjorn Olesen has been accused of groping a woman and “Relieving himself” on a First Class seat on a British Airways flight after drinking champagne and vodka and taking sleeping pills.

- Hey… Better a passenger than the Pilot.

- He got booze and pills?? I consider myself lucky if I get half a can of Diet Coke and a miniature bag of peanuts.

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The White House is complaining that the Press is “too negative” towards Prez Biden… and treat him worse than they did Trump.

- If that’s true… I’m Bradley Cooper.

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The Biden administration says the U.S. will not send any Diplomats to the 2022 Winter Olympics.

- Turns out Chris Christie didn’t make the weight limit again.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick