Saturday, VP Kamala Harris got her COVID Booster despite being younger than the CDC’s 65 or older rule - because her job requires “Frequent Travel”.

- And by “Frequent Travel”… they mean “Anywhere but the Southern Border”.

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Scientists now say that decades of research pointing to Humans being more Optimistic than Pessimistic may be flawed.

- I knew the whole “Glass is Half Full” thing was a bunch of BS. As my mother used to say about me, “Dickie thinks the glass is half full. But it’s half full of Poison”.

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The Real Housewives of Dubai is coming to Bravo in 2022.

- It’s perfect for people who want to watch rich women throw glasses of wine at each other in another language.

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New Zealand just gave it’s annual “Bird of the Year” award to… a Bat.

- Even the “Woke” people were like, Huh??

- During it’s acceptance speech, the Bat thanks his parents and a bat he knows in Wuhan, China “Who brought Bats into the spotlight this year”.

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34,000 visitors at Disneyland Shanghai were locked in the park by staff on Sunday and forced to get tested for Covid before being allowed to leave.

- It’s part of their “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Swab Up Your Schnozz, No Exit-Service” program.

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Over 100,000 people attended New York City's famous Halloween Parade Sunday.

- That’s what they thought… but it turns out those 99,000 people dressed up as “Looters” actually WERE Looters.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick