Last night’s Democrat National Convention began with a taped montage of Americans from around the US singing a moving rendition of the National Anthem.

- So now the Star Spangled Banner is a GOOD THING??? Am I the only one who can’t keep up??

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Both Michelle Obama and Bernie Sanders slammed Prez Trump during their speeches last night with Bernie saying Trump has “deployed the military and fed agents against peaceful protesters”.

- And by “Peaceful” he meant “Violent”.

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A City Council Meeting on Zoom was interrupted when one of the meeting goers - thinking he had turned off the camera - began having sex with a woman in the background.

- The meeting lasted an hour and a half. The sex, not so much.

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There’s a new trend among the Super Rich - “Young Blood Infusions” - where they get blood transfusions from teenagers in an effort to “stay young”.

- The results? They don’t look any younger, but they’ve all gotten acne and they’re really good at video games.

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A Mediterranean Cruise Ship will set sail for an Italy cruise next week - the first trip since the Coronavirus shut down the cruise industry.

- All aboard the “COVID of the Seas!”

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Joe Biden sat for an interview with Rapper Cardi B on Monday because his daughter is a fan of her music.

- Joe won’t go on any of the Sunday News Shows… but he took the tough questions from the woman who gave us the albums “Gangsta Bitch” Volumes 1 & 2.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick