Progressive pundits are saying it’s “non-negotiable” that Joe Biden pick a woman of color as his running mate.

- And just like that Elizabeth Warren is back on the short list.

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Restaurants in Italy have brought back the “Wine Window” - started during the Black Death Pandemic of the 1300’s - so people can get cocktails without interaction.

- It’s basically a Drive-Thru for booze. And in keeping with Drive-Thru tradition, if you order Merlot… when you get home, you’ll realize they screwed up your order and gave you Chardonnay.

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President Trump said he may give his Presidential Nomination Acceptance Speech in Gettysburg.

- It reminds me of a trivia question I once asked on the air: “In what Pennsylvania city did Abraham Lincoln deliver the Gettysburg Address?” The number one answer I got? PITTSBURGH!

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A new report says many couples are putting pregnancy plans on hold due to the Coronavirus pandemic.

- Makes sense. The only man in history who could impregnate a woman from six feet away was Milton Berle. (Or so I’ve heard…)

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A “friendly bear” was surgically castrated in Mexico after he sniffed a woman’s hair.

- He wasn’t so “friendly” when he woke up in the recovery room and figured out what they’d done to him.

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A California Highway Police helicopter rescued an elderly couple who were injured Sunday while trying to flee from an angry cow.

- The three began arguing after the Cow accused the couple of being “Lactose Intolerant”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick