More and more celebs are passing the hours in lockdown using “Butt Masks” which are supposed to “rejuvenate the skin on your buttocks and reduce Buttne (acne)”.
- You mean I’ve had “Buttne” all these years and didn’t know about it???
- Kim Kardashian ordered two cases on Amazon. That’s one case for each cheek.
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Frontier Airlines has reversed it’s decision to charge people $39 to keep the middle seat on their flights empty saying they “never intended to profit over safety concerns”.
- And to prove it, they also discontinued their $49 “We Guarantee You’ll Have a Pilot Flying the Plane” fee.
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During yesterday’s Supreme Court hearings - which are being held over the phone due to the Pandemic - an “unidentified person” took a break, and then a loud toilet flush was overheard by everyone on the phone… and the public listening online.
- I’ll bet the perpetrator is wishing Justice was not only Blind… but Deaf too.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick