Jet Blue has become the first major airline to require passengers to wear facemarks.
- Isn’t that going to make it hard to eat the in-flight meal? Excuse me… I mean the bag of peanuts. Two if you ask REALLY nicely.
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According to a Scientific paper, Sharks are “prolific poopers”.
- So THAT’s whose been buying up all the Toilet Paper at Kroger.
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Facebook will celebrate America’s graduating Seniors with a live-streaming event on May 15th including a Commencement Address by Oprah Winfrey.
- These kids may not get to walk across the stage… but on a bright note, they’re all getting A NEW CAR!!!!!!
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A man in Tennessee who was arrested over the weekend for entering a home wearing a gorilla costume. He told police he’d “entered the wrong house”.
- Somewhere, there’s a woman with a Gorilla fetish and a banana still waiting for her date to show up.
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70 year old Richard Gere and his 37 year old girlfriend are the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy.
- Doctors say it’s the first time in history the Mom’s water broke and the Dad broke his hip on the same day.
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Experts say one of the best ways to keep from going stir crazy during quarantine is to maintain your normal routine.
- Unless of course your “normal routine” includes leaving the house.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick