Since Bernie only won a single Primary yesterday, top Democrats are urging him to drop out of the race and endorse Biden.

- But Bernie’s still hoping to fire up voter’s in other states to CAST-TRO their votes for him.

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According to court documents, Harvey Weinstein sent an email suggesting that Jennifer Aniston “should be killed” when he found out she claimed he “sexually assaulted” her.

- Well there goes Harvey’s guest shot on the “Friends” anniversary special.

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Talk shows across the country - including “The View” - will tape without studio audiences because of the Coronavirus outbreak.

- If they want to help Americans, they should let the studio audience IN and tape the show WITHOUT the hosts.

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Hunter Biden asked a judge to postpone the financial support hearing for the love child he had with a stripper due to “concern over the Coronavirus”.

- Where was Hunter’s “concern” over viruses when he was sleeping with the Stripper??

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The Russian parliament approved a historic constitutional reform that will allow Vladimir Putin to stay in power for another 12 years after his current term ends in 2024. BTW… The vote was 380 to 0.

- It’s a Win-Win. Putin gets to stay in power and the guys who voted for him get to stay Alive.

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The CDC is urging the elderly to stock up on food and stay home because of the Coronavirus.

- Luckily, most elderly people already do that whenever TV Land runs a “Matlock” Marathon.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick