Well that was fun. The Democrat debate last night was a festival of finger pointing, name calling and personal attacks. It got so bad I thought about turning it off and watching something less “angry” - like a re-run of “The View”.

The general consensus of pundits on both sides was that Mike Bloomberg took the most hits.

- He got beat up worse than Jussie Smollett on a cold night in Chicago.

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Elizabeth Warren began the attacks on Bloomberg by saying “I’d like to talk about who we’re running against: A billionaire who calls women ‘fat broads’ and ‘horse-faced lesbians”.

- Or as Elizabeth would say in her native Indian speak: “Lesbian with Face of Horse”.

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Jeb Bush told an audience in Hollywood, Florida that America needs more civility in its politics.

- It was hard to hear Jeb, though, with all the people yelling “LOSER!” and throwing rotten tomatoes at him.

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Burger King is promoting it’s new preservative-free burger by showing a regular Whopper - with preservatives - covered in mold and being consumed by fungus.

- Hey Burger King… “Hold the green mold, hold the fungus. Rotten burgers DO upset us!”

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New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is now facing a dozen challengers for re-election.

- That’s one for every year AOC says we’ve got left to live on the planet.

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A group of Archaeologists have discovered an underground shrine dedicated to Romulus, who founded Rome in the 6th Century B.C.

- Of course Romulus is better known for founding Detroit Metro Airport in 1929.

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Steven Spielberg’s 23 year old adopted daughter Mikaela announced that she’s launching a career as a porn actress.

- She dedicated her first 2 films to her Dad… “REALLY Close Encounters” and “Saving Ryan’s Privates”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick