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Rep. Eric Swalwell of California is dropping out of the Democratic primary after a three-month campaign that failed to gain traction.

- Leading people everywhere to ask: “Who’s Eric Salwell??”

- And just like that there are only 24 Democrats to choose from.

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Whoopi Goldberg told an interviewer that she only dated because she felt she had to and never wanted to get married.

- “Neither did WE” said her three ex-husbands.

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Justin Verlander says that the reason we’re seeing more homers on the field is because the MLB is “juicing the balls” turning baseball into “an f-ing joke”.

- Justin’s allegations are known in baseball circles as “The Sermon on the Mound”.

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Kim Kardashian took to Instagram to post pics of her three year old son Saint’s “adorable cheeks!”.

- They’re just like Kim’s cheeks… except for the being on his face part.

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A gender reveal party on Australia's Gold Coast took a dramatic turn when a car used to spew blue smoke caught on fire.

- Remember the good old days when a “Gender Reveal Party” consisted of you and your spouse glancing down to see what kind of parts your baby was born with?

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AOC and her boyfriend spent part of the holiday weekend at the Hotel McKittrick in NYC where they attended a show described as “a mix of drag, burlesque, circus and vaudeville acts”.

- It was pretty much like being in Congress but with costumes.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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