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Sources say Caitlyn Jenner is depressed over “not finding love as a woman” and has packed on 40 pounds, and gone from a size 10 to a size 18 dress.

- Caitlyn said, “So what??? As I always said when I was Bruce… Size doesn’t matter!”

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Joe Biden is being mocked for a pic of a friendship bracelet he posted online that shows his name and Barack Obama’s.

- Proving that Republican claims are wrong. Biden’s not a creepy old man… He’s a 12 year old girl.

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The US women's soccer team has been slammed for wildly celebrating every goal in their unprecedented 13-0 demolition of Thailand which left the Thai team in tears.

- This reminds me of the year the Lions started the season 4-0 and started shaming their opponents by playing “Another One Bites the Dust” after the games. But they ended up losing 7 games and lost the Central Division Title to the Minnesota Vikings.

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A college student in Australia received an unusual graduation gift from her boyfriend - a bouquet of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

- Say what you want but this woman obviously had “A Dozen Drumsticks” on her Bucket List.

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Taco Bell announced that its bringing back Nacho Fries.

- With 40 grams of fat, Ask Not for Whom the Taco Bell Tolls… It Tolls for Thee.

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Today marks the 25th Anniversary of the murders of OJ Simpson’s wife, Nicole Brown, and her friend Ron Goldman.

- If you’re thinking about getting a gift for OJ… I’d suggest a nice pair of gloves. He says he doesn’t have any that fit.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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