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A California Bride is being slammed online for trying to save on Church costs by COMBINING her aunt’s open casket FUNERAL with her WEDDING.

- Thus the old expression, “Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, and Aunt Ethel to View”.

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NASA says new photos show that the Moon is slowly shrinking over time which is causing wrinkles in the Moon.

- Mark my words. In a few years, pics of Kim Kardashian are gonna show the exact same thing.

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Jack Ma - the business equivalent of Jeff Bezos in China - told employees that they should have “marathon sex” - six days a week.

- I guess he thinks Chinese Sex is like Chinese Food. You wanna have it again an hour later.

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The jockey who rode Maximum Security - the horse disqualified for changing lanes and causing interference in the Kentucky Derby has been suspended for 15 days.

- Now people are asking the JOCKEY “Why the long face??”

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An heir to the Coca-Cola fortune was arrested after police found more than $1.3 million worth of marijuana on his private jet.

- I think the real story here is that they didn’t find any Coke.

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An Australian family found a gold nugget worth $24,000 while they were walking their dog on Sunday.

- My dog never FOUND any nuggets… but he DROPPED a few.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick