A United Airlines Pilot was busted for standing naked in the window of his hotel room inside the Denver Airport.

- A witness said, “He Loves to Fly… And it Shows”.

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A Drag Queen in a tight red dress and blond bouffant wig named “Pissi Miles” sashayed into the Capitol yesterday to watch Prez Trump’s impeachment hearing.

- He’s got everything Stormy Daniels has… AND THEN SOME!!

- There hasn’t been a wig like that in D.C. since George Washington gave his Farewell Address.

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While explaining how her viewers should handle Trump Supporters at family gatherings over the holidays, an MSNBC anchor described Thanksgiving as a “Problematic Food Holiday”.

- I can’t wait to hear her thoughts on Christmas… or as she probably calls it “The End of the Winter Shopping Season”.

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A NASA astronaut says “We need to build a shield around the world or an asteroid is going to hit the Earth - and Kill us all”.

- He may be an astronaut, but apparently he’s no rocket scientist.

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A woman who went to the Pentagon three times asking to see “Agent Penis” admits that she also went to Barack Obama’s house.

- I’m thinking a woman looking for “Agent Penis” got Obamas house confused with Bill Clinton’s.

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A video of two Monkeys dining out at restaurants has gone viral.

- There’s even a book about it… “Curious George Gets a Groupon”.

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Prince Harry is hinting at having a second baby with Meghan Markle so 6 month old baby Archie can be a big brother.

- They’ve even picked out names! Veronica if it’s a girl. Jughead if it’s a boy.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick