A new poll shows that a majority of football fans don’t think companies should use their ads to make a political statement during the Super Bowl.

- They’d rather leave Politics to the experts… The players.

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Gillette, known for their disposable razors.. is facing a backlash for their new #MeToo movement commercial which challenges men to “Shave off” their “Toxic Masculinity”. 

- Whatever! I’ll continue using my “Stashtag”:  #UpperLipHairForever… Toxic or not.

- In the interest of fairness, shouldn’t WOMEN have to shave off their mustache’s too??

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Two female analysts on CNN slammed President Trump as “sexist” for telling a College Basketball team that he went out and bought them hamburgers because Melania would have “made them salads”.

- They call it “Sexist”. I call it “Salad Shaming”!

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A man on Social Media claims he “accidentally” proposed to his girlfriend and gave her an engagement ring after taking a super-sized dose of the sleep medicine Ambien.

- Sounds like he wanted to make sure he married the girl of his dreams.

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CNN legal analyst Areva Martin called out Fox News contributor David Webb for his “white privilege” during a radio interview with him on Tuesday. She was a tad embarrassed when he explained to her that he’s Black.

- Coming Soon! The TV series: “Black is the New White”.

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Nancy Pelosi has asked Prez Trump to reschedule his State of the Union address — or submit it in writing — as long as the government remains shut down.

- Nancy and Chuck would have been a lot better off if they’d submitted THEIR TRUMP OVAL OFFICE REBUTTAL SPEECH IN WRITING.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick