The search is on for the next Gerber Spokes Baby… with the winner taking home $50,000.

- I was this close to winning last year but turns out they don’t allow babies with mustaches.

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According to the fashion industry more and more men are wearing high heels and stilettos as we “move society forward”.

- As I’ve always said: “Don’t judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his Pumps”.

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Inmates in an Irish Prison used a drone to have Chinese food delivered to them in the Prison Yard.

- Guards caught on when the prisoners started singing “Oh Danny Boy, Lo Mein… Lo Mein is calling you!”

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A video of 73 year old Mick Jagger dancing at a party is Paris has gone viral.

- He showed off his signature moves to hits including “Limpin’ Jack Flash” and “You Can’t Always Remember What You Want”.

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Amazon gave in to pressure from critics and voluntarily raised worker rates to $15 an hour.

- Workers will get their first big check in November… or this Friday if they have PRIME.

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At 2:20pm this afternoon, all cell phone users will receive a “Test Text” from FEMA as part of a test of the National Emergency Alert System.

- It’s only a test. If you want something REAL to be Alarmed about, just turn on the Kavanaugh coverage on cable TV.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick