President Trump tweeted about the new one-week probe of Brett Kavanaugh.

- The Prez relates to this story because both he and Kavanaugh have been investigated by the FBI.

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Facebook admitted that a security breach gave a hacker the personal information of over 50 million users.

- The hacker knows two things: Where you stand on the Kavanaugh/Ford controversy and what you had for dinner last night.

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A St. Louis Mother has filed a federal lawsuit over the fact that her son didn’t make his high school soccer team.

- But he tried out so the way things are these days, at least he’ll get a Participation Trophy.

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Kanye West gave a Pro-Trump speech on SNL Saturday Night while wearing a MAGA hat… but producers cut it “For Time”. Kanye proceeded to have a meltdown.

- How could they tell??

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A Bride-to-Be has taken to social media to complain about her soon-to-be Mother in Law for buying a white, wedding dress-like gown to wear to future daughter-in-laws wedding.

- She’s the first daughter-in-law to complain about her mother-in-law for an actual reason.

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Visitors to Disneyland in California are up in arms because park officials are removing benches leaving people with no place to sit down and rest.

- One guy was so exhausted he had no choice but to tell Sleeping Beauty to “move over”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick