It's cold out! How cold is it? 

- It's so cold... Harvey Weinstein and Matt Lauer are spending the day with their pants on.

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In response to Kim Jong Un's claim that he has a "nuclear button" on his desk, President Trump tweeted that he has one too, and that "It's bigger and it actually works". 

- Trump may have small hands, but I'm bettin' his button is still bigger than KJU's. 

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Alaska Airlines has reportedly banned a male passenger for life, after accusing him of touching a female flight attendant on the butt - a claim he denies. 

- He should have flown United. They wouldn't have banned him, they would have just dragged him off the plane. 

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A new international study found that people who swear a lot tend to lie less than their more cleaner-mouthed counterparts. 

- Do I believe this story? Hell, yeah! 

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Another study found that, due to images & posts on social media, Millennials are much more obsessed with "perfection" than their parents. 

- For instance, they have to have the PERFECT couch and big screen TV for the apartment they live in... in their parents' basement. 

*****

Hoda Kotb got Matt Lauers job... but not his paycheck. While he made $18 mil a year, Hoda will just get $7mil. 

- I guess NBC figures she won't need the extra $11 mil for sexual harassment pay-offs. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick