Toys R Us officially filed for Chapter Eleven late last night.
- So look for "Bankrupt me Elmo" coming to a store near you.
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It's National "Talk Like a Pirate Day".
- If you're on a Cruise Ship, don't be surprised if the crew says "Ahoy and Avast" while you're on the Poop Deck.
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Anthony 'The Mooch' Scaramucci said that Patriots quarterback Tom Brady skipped a recent White House visit because Brady may have dated Ivanka Trump and his girlfriend, Giselle Bundchen was " jealous".
- Brady said it's not true, but admits he's deflated by the rumors.
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Famous English Actress 82 year old Dame Judy Dench says she wants to have sex.
- This means Larry King is about to have sex with another woman 30 years his junior.
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The TSA has adopted a new "Enhanced" pat down - which involves touching airline passenger's "crotch area" 8 times.
- Sounds like Bill Clinton is about to add a whole lotta miles to his Frequent Flyer card.
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Scientists at the University of Sydney say they've unlocked the secret to "Writer's Block"... listening to happy music. Sad music didn't have the same effect.
- So I'm immediately changing the song I listen to while I work on this blog from "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" to "Whistle While You Work".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick