Brad Pitt told GQ Magazine that his "heavy boozing" is what led Angelina Jolie to file for Divorce last August. 

- Apparently he spent too much time trying to "Drink Angelina Pretty". 

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Speaking of "The Blame Game"... 

Hillary Clinton blamed FBI Director James Comey for her election's loss, while Trump believes  Comey ultimately freed her from prosecution.  

- In "Monopoly" terms... Hillary thinks Comey blocked her from getting a house on Pennsylvania Avenue, and Trump thinks he gave her a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. 

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Stephen Colbert opened his Monday night show with a vulgar 12-minute rant against President Trump... which pundits say upped what they call the "War" between Trump and CBS. 

-  That would explain the U.S. Nuclear Aircraft Carrier outside the front door of the CBS building this morning.  

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A new survey found that interns at Facebook make an average of $8000 a month... or $96,000 a year. 

- Plus a copy of Mother Zuckerberg's famous Meatloaf recipe. 

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An FBI translator married a key ISIS terrorist after flying to Syria in 2014 to investigate him. 

- The lovebirds have a lot in common, saying they both have short fuses and their favorite show is "The Big Bang Theory". 

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According to a new book, Barack Obama asked another woman to marry him before meeting Michelle, and actually dated both women at the same time for about a year. 

- Apparently under Obamacare, "If you liked your old girlfriend... you could keep your old girlfriend". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick