The Hollywood Wax Museum in Branson, Missouri is taking enough heat to melt it's exhibits for featuring wax figures of celebrities that visitors say are so bad, they're unrecognizable. 

- Kind of like Cher in real life. 

- BTW... That pic above is supposed to be of Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in "Titanic"? REALLY??? 

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A group of women in California dressed as Witches, danced around a cauldron and tried to put a hex on Donald Trump. 

- This is what happens when Barbra Streisand invites her girlfriends over for a glass of wine. 

- It was basically like an episode of "The View", but everybody wore a pointy black hat. 

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A new survey found that Millennials ranked Instagram as the most narcissistic form of social media. 

- And to show their disdain for it, they flooded Instagram with thousands of "unhappy face" selfies. 

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Alec Baldwin says he's going to retire his ratings-grabbing impersonation of Donald Trump on SNL when the show's season ends in May. 

- In other words, Alec wants a raise. 

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Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, is calling for an end to league rules against players smoking pot. 

- Should be fun watching the smoke rise every time the players go into the huddle. 

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A major survey found that 63% of people over the age of 70 are happier than at any other point in their lives.

- Women credit the "Joys of being a grandparent" while the Men gave credit to "A Little Blue Pill". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick