Just two months after being traded from the Tigers to the Astros, Justin Verlander has a World Series Ring with Houston beating the Dodgers in Game 7 last night, 5-1. And now insiders say Justin and Supermodel girlfriend Kate Upton will get married later this week in Italy.
- So it has been, and will continue to be, a "Bada Bing! Bada Boom!" kinda week for Justin.
- He's a pitcher not a runner, but it's a safe bet he'll be running the bases during his honeymoon.
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The CIA released over 100,000 personal documents found in Osama Bin Laden's secret compound including home movies... but not his Porn collection because of "Copyright issues".
- So if you want to see "Debbie Does Dubai", or "Behind The Green Burka" you're gonna have to rent 'em.
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For a limited time, KFC's in Japan are offering chicken-leg shaped bars of soap that will leave you smelling like The Colonel's 11 secret herbs and spices.
- This is great news for people who have "Smelling like Fried Chicken" on their Bucket List.
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In her new book, Democratic activist Donna Brazille claims that Hillary Clinton "Took control of the DNC a year before the election" and "Rigged the race against Bernie Sanders".
- Don't tell me how it worked out. I haven't finished the book yet.
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Two new studies found that people care more about dogs than they do their fellow humans, and would donate more to help a suffering pooch than a suffering man.
- PETA says the results are "Spot On!"
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A woman has accused Dustin Hoffman of groping her on a movie set back in the 80's.
- It allegedly happened while she was auditioning for a "Tootsie" Role.
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A new book claims that cereal maker John Kellogg thought sex was evil, never consumated his marriage, and invented Corn Flakes because he thought they curbed sexual desire.
- Sounds like Kellogg was a bit of a Fruit Loop.
- He also coined a phrase when he told his "sexually frustrated wife" to "Leggo my Eggo!"
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick