Chevy Chase has reportedly checked himself into an addiction treatment center in Minnesota. 

- Apparently the thought of Cousin Eddie coming over for Thanksgiving pushed him over the edge. 

- More on this story in the upcoming movie "National Lampoon's Rehab Vacation". 

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Bill Coby who was back in court yesterday regarding his upcoming Sexual Assault trial, is claiming that he is the victim of racial bias. 

- Apparently he believes that if dozens of women had been drugged and assaulted by Wilford Brimley they never would've filed charges. 

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Cosby looked healthier than he has before, but his lawyers say he is 100% blind. 

- And he better hope the jurors are blind too. And deaf. 

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As more coughing fits have raised questions about Hillary Clinton's health, she admitted yesterday she has "upped her antihistamine med load" to combat what she calls "seasonal allergies". 

- Meanwhile Bill said that he tried Afrin once... but he didn't inhale. 

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A group of stoned concert goers at the Burning Man Festival, cut power lines, glued trailer doors shut and flooded the ground with 2,000 gallons of water. 

- Police say they have 500 eyewitnesses... but they were so high not one of them remembers seeing anything. 

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The International Astronomical Union has named an asteroid after the late Queen singer Freddie Mercury.

- Am I crazy, or doesn't he already have a planet named for him???

- If they want to name an Asteroid after someone... I vote for Anthony Weiner. 

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Yet another one of Taylor Swifts' relationships has come to an end. 

- There hasn't been this much attention paid to a break up since The Beatles. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick