Scientists have developed a software program that can detect if a person is lying in written communications including everything from emails to credit card applications. 

- They got the idea by reading the profiles on Match.com. 

- The scientists say the program is much more effective at detecting lies than human beings are... Especially the FBI.

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Hundreds of people - sans clothing - are expected to celebrate "Nude Recreation Week" in Arizona this weekend which will culminate with a dance and karaoke. 

- Nervous singers will be encouraged to picture the audience in their underwear...which, to be honest, will be a big improvement. 

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Thieves in Detroit broke into a Beauty Supply store and made off with $50,000 worth of hair extensions. 

- Police say the suspects are "armed and suffering from male pattern baldness". 

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Rapper Snoop Dogg will headline the Democratic National Convention's "Unity Party' for donors in Philadelphia.  

- Hillary is reportedly furious, saying she's tired of people Snooping into her personal (and highly classified) business. 

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Starbucks has revealed that it will permanently increase the price of many of it's coffee concoctions starting July 12th. No word yet on which drinks will be effected. 

- Customers are all abuzz about the news... of course it could just be the caffeine. 

- Am I the only one who misses Sanka? 

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Two little girls in Ottawa, Canada - ages 5 and 7, were forced to close down their lemonade stand because they didn't have a permit. 

- When asked how they were doing, the girls said "not so good, eh, but thanks for aaaskin."

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A 510-foot-long, $100 million Noah's ark attraction is ready to open in Kentucky this week.

- Pets are allowed, but only if you bring them in pairs. 

- The company that built the ark say they've been Flooded with requests for tickets. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick