The infamous TV psychic Miss Cleo has died at the age of 53.
- This means Donald Trump is now looking for a new Foreign Policy Advisor.
- Mourners will be charged $9.99 a minute to attend the viewing.
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Donald Trump is still taking heat from Democrats for what his camp called a sarcastic comment encouraging the Russians to find Hillary Clinton's missing emails.
- The Dems think Trump is a big fan of "Vlad Putin and Putin's People".
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Tuesday night, Bill Clinton gave an impassioned speech at the DNC that detailed his 40 year romance with Hillary.
- Critics are saying that just like "The Notebook"... it was a tear-jerker and largely fictional.
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A CNN Poll shows Donald Trump with a 5 point lead over Hillary Clinton.
- Trump got the Scott Baio bump.
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Bernie Sanders has officially left the Democratic Party and will return to the Senate as an Independent.
- I didn't think he was ever IN the Democratic Party.
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A new poll found that 48% of likely voters don't know enough about Trump's VP pick, Mike Pence, to have an opinion of him.
- And that's about as American as it gets.
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A giant Rubber Duck has gone missing from a pond in New Jersey.
- Police are looking for two suspects... Bert and Ernie.
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A 68 year old man in Missouri has been charged with sexually harassing a cow.
- The incident happened at a Heavy Petting Zoo.
- This is what happens when a Farmer gets his delivery of mail-order Viagra.
- So the Cow has a real beef with this guy.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick