A former McDonald's CEO says that minimum wage workers may soon be replaced by cheaper robot workers. 

- The robots are almost ready... they just have to reprogram them to get your drive-thru order wrong. 

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Temps will reach a near record high of 84 this afternoon, just 10 days after Metro-Deroit saw snow and sleet. 

- This is why I always sprinkle a little Rock Salt on top of my sun screen. 

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Governor Snyder has declared an Energy Emergency in Michigan claiming gas supplies are too low as we head into the long Memorial Day Weekend. 

- His administration suggested filling up your tank with water from Flint, but than realized most cars take unleaded. 

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Yesterday a judge ordered that Bill Cosby will stand trial for sexually assaulting a woman at his mansion back in 2004. 

- His alleged victim said, "I'll drink to that!" 

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A State Department Audit just released this morning says that Hillary Clinton violated Government Policy - and her own rules - when it came to using a private server when she was Secretary of State. 

- They sent her the news in an email...but she claims she can't find it. 

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A protest turned violent outside a Trump Rally in New Mexico last night. Meanwhile inside Trump shouted down protestors saying one kid "was still wearing diapers". 

- That's the same thing he said last week about Bernie Sanders. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick