A Bentley owned by Queen Elizabeth has gone up for sale for $285,000.

- If you want more info, just check out the listing on Sir Craig's List. 

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After last nights loss to Bernie Sanders in Wisconsin, Hillary Clinton is trying to reach out to his voter base. 

- Her plan is to try and "redistribute" his delegates to her. 

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A British study found that 60% of married women fantasize about an ex-lover. 

- The same study found that 100% of married men named "Bill Clinton" do the same thing. 

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South Korea says that North Korea is now able to mount nuclear warheads on short range missiles. 

- South Korean officials are nervous since Kim Jong Un has already run out of relatives to test the missiles on. 

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The Backstreet Boys and the Spice Girls are reportedly pondering a joint tour. 

- The idea came up after the two groups ran into each other during an Early Bird Dinner at Denny's. 

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A list of items purchased by convicted murderer Jodi Arias from the prison commissary has been released. It includes 10 "Shank proof" toothbrushes, Dandruff shampoo, and Beano. 

- Apparently she's trying to keep her cell from becoming a Gas Chamber. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick