Susan Sarandon says she's voting for Bernie Sanders because she doesn't vote with her, um, "lady parts". 

- But apparently she votes with her "socialist parts". 

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Jeb Bush has officially dropped out of the Presidential race after losing big to Donald Trump in Nevada on Saturday. Despite bringing his Mother in to campaign for him - who famously said a couple years ago "We've already had too many Bushes in the White House.  

- Proving once again...that you should always listen to your mother. 

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It's George Washington's Birthday... and if he were alive he'd be 274 years old. 

- Put another way, just slightly older than Bernie Sanders. 

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Pat Sajak had a laughing fit on Friday night's episode of "Wheel of Fortune" when a contestant thought Paris was a country. 

- She must have been confused when she saw Casablanca and thought Humphrey Bogart said "We'll Always Have France". 

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A new study warns that men who keep their cell phones in their pockets for just an hour a day are seriously damaging their reproductive parts, and even keeping your phone on your nightstand can be harmful. 

- Especially if your girlfriend goes through your phone and sees what you've been watching. 

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A source close to the Kardashians says that despite her husband admitting he's $53 million in debt and claiming he's "more influential than Ghandi", Kim couldn't be prouder of Kanye. 

- She's standing behind her man... And that is one gigantic behind. 

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This Friday is the 29th Annual Salvation Army Bed & Bread Club Radiothon...this is THE Fundraiser for this amazing program that feeds and shelters almost 5000 people A DAY. Gail and I are donating $30,000 and are asking you to donate what you can so we can turn that $30,000 into $60,000. You can do that right now by texting PURTAN to 41444 and following the prompts on your smartphone! It's quick, easy and so much appreciated! 

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick