In an interview with the UK's Daily Mail, Paula Jones - yes, THAT Paula Jones - said: "Don't let Bill back in the White House".
- Bill responded by saying "Paula should keep her nose out of my business".
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Taylor Swift became the youngest woman to ever make the Forbes List of the World's Most Powerful Women.
- In a related story, Forbes named Bruce Jenner "The World's NEWEST Woman".
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A Kenyan lawyer is offering President Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats if he can marry the Prez's daughter Malia.
- The President declined, but said for just two goats he'd be willing to give the guy Joe Biden.
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A Gallup survey found that 32.2% of the people in Mississippi are obese, making it the most obese state in the Nation.
- That because all the food in Mississippi is M-I-S-S...I-S-S...I-P-P-FRIED.
- Alabama has demanded a recount.
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According to a new study, drinking more than five espressos a day may be damaging to your health.
- And you'll be awake all night worrying about it.
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A Brazilian man was caught on video having sex with the tail pipe of his car.
- At least he didn't do it while the car was running.
- Kind of makes the usual "backseat" thing sound pretty tame.
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"San Andreas" the new movie about a massive earthquake that decimates California opens nationwide tomorrow. One reviewer called it "A Feel-Good Disaster Movie".
- So if you're planning on seeing just one Feel-Good Disaster Movie this summer...make sure it's this one!
- This is the same guy who called "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" "A bloodbath horror flick with a heart!"
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday with a brand new Podcast!
-Dick