The Red Wings are hoping to wrap up their series with Tampa Bay tonight at the Joe by winning Game 6 of the 7 game series. GO WINGS!!!
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Buckingham Palace has confirmed Prince William & his wife Kate will break Royal tradition and announce the birth of their second child (due any minute now) via Twitter.
- The old system was a puff of smoke appearing above the Royal Bedroom...no wait... that's the Pope.
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A new study shows that one-third of babies between the age of 6 months and two years already spend up to an hour a day using smart phones and other high tech devices - even making calls on them.
- If you get a call from a six month old and there's no one on the other end of the line, you can consider yourself "Rash On My Butt Dialed".
- You can tell when a two-year old tweets because they use the hashtag #loadeddiaper.
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British Medical Authorities are coming under fire for asking 75 year olds - even healthy ones - if they will sign a Do Not Resuscitate order. Critics say it's designed to speed up the deaths of the elderly population.
- They got the idea from Prince Charles, who's been trying to get his Mum to sign one of those for YEARS.
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A new report says that a group of Russian hackers had access to President Obama's emails in 2014.
- Now if we could just get them to take a crack at Hillary's email account and tell us what's in 'em.
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Rumors are swirling that NBC is asking Brian Williams to resign, as the network has uncovered at least 10 other lies that he told.
- I think we can count on at least one more lie...when Brian claims he's "retiring to spend more time with his family".
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Over the weekend, three more women came forward to accuse Bill Cosby of drugging them.
- Usually, the "Proof is in the Pudding"...but in Cosby's case, it's in a glass of wine.
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The Chinese government is banning the quaint practice of hiring strippers to dance at funerals.
- Apparently it was taking too long to get the caskets shut.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick