President Obama announced a series of steps that will make it easier for former prisoners to get jobs after their release.
- Good news Kwame! You should have no problem getting a job as a Walmart Greeter when you get sprung in 2037 at the age of 67!
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Carly Fiorina slammed the women on The View for criticizing her smile at the GOP debate.
- Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar went ballistic, using expletives and storming off the set. No wait... that was during a segment on Pumpkin Pie recipes.
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Polls show that young women are "not into" Hillary Clinton.
- Bill doesn't care...as long as young women are still into HIM.
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Pope Francis has scheduled a trip to Mexico in February.
- If he really wants to reach Mexican people, he should come back to the United States.
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The new Star Wars movie doesn't open until December 18th, but AMC Theaters have already announced that movie-goers can wear costumes, but they have to turn off their Light Sabers during the film.
- The same thing happened at the opening of "Debbie Does Dallas".
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A study out of Sweden shows that two Diet or Regular soda pops a day can increase Mens' risk of heart failure by 25%.
- The announcement caused a lot of men to take a Big Gulp.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick