The CIA launched an official Facebook account over the weekend. 

- So far they have no "Friends" ...that we know of. 

- Their first post was of a cat named "Checkers". He also goes by the aliases: "Señor Fluffball", "Adolf Catler", & "Kitty Jong Un". 

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Freed POW Bowe Bergdahl, who is being "debriefed" in Germany, refuses to talk on the phone to his parents.

- His father is distraught saying, "For the love of Allah, somebody get my son on the phone!"

- It wouldn't even cost anything since the Bengdahl's have Bowe on their "Friends, Family and Terrorists" calling plan. 

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This week marks the 20th Anniversary of O.J. Simpson's infamous White Bronco police chase. 

- Whatever happened with that anyway? 

- O.J. will commemorate the event by letting the guards chase him around the prison yard...really slowly. 

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California Chrome lost his bid for the Triple Crown when he came in 4th in Saturday's Belmont Stakes. His owner blamed the loss on horse racing rules. 

- As opposed to the MSNBC sports broadcast team who blamed it on George W. Bush. 

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Mick Jagger spent the weekend with a mystery woman in a Swiss Hotel, but his spokesman says he is still getting over the recent suicide of his long-time girlfriend. 

- This proves that everybody "grieves" in their own way. 

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A report by a British Cardiologist claims that being morbidly obese will help people avoid a lot of diseases. 

- That's because you die of a heart attack so young, you don't have time to get anything else. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! And don't forget to check out Podcast #124 with Jackie, JoAnne, Gail & me! Click here to listen!

-Dick