The Centers for Disease Control has launched a new App to help travelers avoid diarrhea.
- It's known as the iPooped App.
- They just released it and it's already the #2 most downloaded app in America.
- So now you can download something that will help you avoid downloading.
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Federal prosecutors are discussing a plea deal that would bring Edward Snowden back to the US from Russia.
- Why doesn't Snowden just fly to Mexico and walk into America like everybody else?
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United Airlines announced plans to base frequent flyer points on dollars spent, instead of miles flown.
- Air Malaysia only awards points if your plane actually lands.
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Hillary Clinton says the 5 Taliban Terrorists released from Gitmo in exchange for turncoat Bowe Bergdahl "Are not a threat to America".
- She also added that her husband Bill "Is no longer interested in other women!!!"
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California is still considering a bill that would require college students to give written consent before having sex.
- Just what college students need...more homework!
- If a student doesn't want to have sex, they'll have to write an argumentative essay explaining their position.
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Weight Watchers spokeswoman Jessica Simpson was so intoxicated she had to be helped out of a friends bachelorette party.
- On the down side, the drinks came out to 107 Weight Watchers Points. On the bright side, she didn't drive so she avoiding getting 6 Points on her license.
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Today is "National Root Canal Appreciation Day".
- Not to be confused with tomorrow which is "National Gingivitis Appreciation Day".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick