Singer George Michael was rushed to the hospital by ambulance after collapsing at his home in London. Paramedics were there for four hours before taking him in for treatment.
- This is a change for George who usually passes out in his car waiting for the light to change.
- George's boyfriend slept through the whole thing and later told paramedics "Next time...wake me up before you go go!"
*****
Donald Sterling says that despite reports to the contrary, the Clippers are not for sale.
- He said he even wants to buy another team but so far the Harlem Globetrotters haven't returned his calls.
*****
50 Cent is being mocked on Twitter for throwing a terrible first pitch at a Mets game...with some people claiming he must have been on drugs.
- Ya think???
- To be honest, his pitch wasn't that much worse than the Met's regular starter.
*****
Hillary Clinton's publisher released an excerpt of her new book, "Hard Choices".
- Are they sure that's not the name of Bill's new book?
*****
A study by the U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention says that most American kids are physically unfit.
- Which makes it hard to help with the chores their parents can't do because they're physically unfit too.
- They conducted the study by spending a day at Cedar Point.
*****
An Indian court will rule whether a Hindu spiritual leader is dead or just laying really still.
- I guess the whole "Have a doctor check his pulse thing" slipped their minds.
- Thousands of men want to know the same thing about their wives every time they want to get randy.
*****
Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick