This is the week the Michigan Legislature votes on where the $115 Million they have earmarked for Pothole repairs in the State will go.
- I have a sinking feeling my neck of the woods isn't gonna make the cut.
- Talk about "Potluck"!
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The National Library Association published it's annual list of most-complained about books at schools and libraries. It included the kid favorite "Captain Underpants" picture book series at #1, and "Fifty Shades of Grey" at #4.
- Isn't the lead character in "Fifty Shades of Grey" named "Captain Underpants"?
- Meanwhile Anthony Weiner has filed a lawsuit against the author of "Captain Underpants" for trademark infringement.
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Hillary Clinton dodged a shoe thrown at her by a woman during a speech in Las Vegas.
- This explains why you always see one shoe on the side of the freeway. The other one was thrown at a politician.
- Bill wasn't with Hillary at the time...While she was playing "Duck", he was playing "Goose".
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A group of scientists have found a way to grow a vagina in a laboratory.
- Susan Sarandon and Rosie O'Donnell have already been signed to perform in "The Laboratory Created Vagina Monologues".
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U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has resigned after her mishandling of the Obamacare rollout.
- I was going to send her an email wishing her luck, but she has no idea how to get on the internet.
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The family of Oscar Pistorious' girlfriend says the disgraced sprinter is "a liar and a killer".
- You're not gonna believe this, but it made Oscar cry.
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Speaking of crying...We're supposed to get 1 to 2 inches of snow over the Metro area tonight.
- This winter has lasted longer than Morley Safer's career on 60 Minutes.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick