This is the week the Michigan Legislature votes on where the $115 Million they have earmarked for Pothole repairs in the State will go. 

- I have a sinking feeling my neck of the woods isn't gonna make the cut. 

- Talk about "Potluck"!

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The National Library Association published it's annual list of most-complained about books at schools and libraries. It included the kid favorite "Captain Underpants" picture book series at #1, and "Fifty Shades of Grey" at #4. 

- Isn't the lead character in "Fifty Shades of Grey" named "Captain Underpants"? 

- Meanwhile Anthony Weiner has filed a lawsuit against the author of "Captain Underpants" for trademark infringement. 

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Hillary Clinton dodged a shoe thrown at her by a woman during a speech in Las Vegas. 

- This explains why you always see one shoe on the side of the freeway. The other one was thrown at a politician. 

- Bill wasn't with Hillary at the time...While she was playing "Duck", he was playing "Goose". 

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A group of scientists have found a way to grow a vagina in a laboratory. 

- Susan Sarandon and Rosie O'Donnell have already been signed to perform in "The Laboratory Created Vagina Monologues".

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U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has resigned after her mishandling of the Obamacare rollout. 

- I was going to send her an email wishing her luck, but she has no idea how to get on the internet. 

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The family of Oscar Pistorious' girlfriend says the disgraced sprinter is "a liar and a killer". 

- You're not gonna believe this, but it made Oscar cry.

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Speaking of crying...We're supposed to get 1 to 2 inches of snow over the Metro area tonight. 

- This winter has lasted longer than Morley Safer's career on 60 Minutes. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick