Former Seinfeld star Julia Louis-Dreyfuss has posed nude for the new cover of Rolling Stone.
- After seeing the cover, her former co-star Michael "Kramer" Richards had two words: "I'm out!"
There is a glitch in the cover pic... Julia's back is covered in a tattoo of the U.S. Constitution complete with John Hancock's signature. Problem is, Hancock didn't sign the Constitution, he signed the Declaration of Independence.
- If you can't trust a tattoo artist to know American history, who can you trust???
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In Great Britain, a screening of the movie Noah was cancelled after the entire theater suffered a flood.
- The theater manager made it out safely...along with two Gummy Bears, two Marshmallow Peeps and a box of Animal Crackers.
- Some theater employees were helped out of the flood by two Jolly Ranchers and Mike & Ike.
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Hillary Clinton will release her latest memoir on June 10th. The book will focus on her time as Secretary of State but the title of the book has yet to be picked.
- Insiders say Hillary already rejected two titles: "Benghazi: What Difference Does It Make?" and "I'm Not The First Secretary My Husband's Been With".
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Alec Baldwin is once again being accused of homophobia because of a recent Twitter rant.
- Luckily, Alec doesn't have a job right now so he doesn't have to get fired again.
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Sweden is experimenting with a 6 hour work-day schedule in an effort to create a healthier, happier, workforce.
- Swedish men already get to work with Swedish women...how much happier can they get?
- We have a similar short work-day experiment going on in this Country as well. It's called "Congress".
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Taylor Swifts parents, who are separated, have reportedly fired almost all of Taylor's management team in an effort to control her career.
- Taylor plans on regaining control by breaking up with her parents and writing a hit song about it.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow with a brand new Podcast (#117) featuring former "Purtan's Person" Tom Delisle!
-Dick