Jay Leno has told thousands of jokes since taking over the Tonight Show in 1992, and a new study reveals that Bill Clinton has been the subject of more jokes than any other public figure with a whopping 4607 one-liners. George W. Bush came in second with 3, 239 jokes.
- Bush was so disappointed that he wasn't #1, he put a "Mission Unaccomplished" sign in his front yard.
- Kim Kardashian was the butt of a lot of Jay's jokes, just not enough to make the list.
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In a move to capture younger viewers, Dancing With The Stars is doing away with it's live orchestra and will use a Disc Jockey in it's upcoming season.
- And I thought the violin section did such a great version of "Back in the USSR".
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"Footlights", the only novel ever written by silent film star Charlie Chaplin will soon be available at a bookstore near you.
- Unfortunately there won't be an "Audiobook" version since Chaplin wrote it as a Silent Novel.
- Publishers are remaining hush-hush on the plot of the book but said it's main character is "A Little Tramp named Myley Cyrus".
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The guy who made the much-maligned fur coat that Joe Namath wore during the coin toss at the Super Bowl says sales of the coat have skyrocketed.
- Wear it with the hat that Aretha Franklin wore to the inauguration and you've got yourself one heck of a fashion statement.
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Taylor Swift says she has no urge to pose naked in magazines and that she'd rather reveal more of herself in her song writing.
- So teenage boys are going to have to settle for locking themselves in their rooms and staring at her lyrics.
- Men everywhere are hoping that Susan Boyle has the same philosophy.
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A new study shows that Facebook is leading to higher rates of infidelity.
- The first clue came when they noticed a sharp increase in "How Many Likes Can I Get For My Mistress?!" posts.
- I knew something was up when they changed "Words With Friends" to "Words With Friends With Benefits".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick