The Seattle Seahawks decimated Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos in Sunday's Superbowl with a score of 43 to 8.
- It was almost like the Lions were playing...except they wouldn't have gotten the 8 points.
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Superbowl III MVP Joe Namath handled the coin toss dressed in what many thought was a ridiculous women's fur coat.
- Well he is known as BROADway Joe...
- It was kind of like the movie "Behind the Candelabra": Joe looked like Liberace and he was surrounded by guys in tight pants.
- He was going to wear his traditional pantyhose, but didn't want to catch a chill.
- On the bright side...he didn't try to make out with any of the female reporters.
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A Brooklyn woman called police after a man exposed himself to her on the Q train.
- Wow. I would have thought Anthony Weiner would have taken a cab to the big game.
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Iran has launched an ad campaign to bring in more American tourists.
- Their slogan is "You'll Behead Over Heels In Love With Iran!"
- They're even making a movie about it call "Beach Blanket Burka".
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With the start of the Olympics just days away, the Mayor of Sochi is still insisting that there are no gay people in his town.
- So apparently the male figure skaters haven't arrived yet.
- Having been brought up by Catholic nuns, the Mayor put a sign next to the "Two Man Luge" course reading: "Leave Room For Jesus".
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The Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow over the weekend.
- That means, of course six more months...I mean weeks...of winter.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! And don't forget to check out my latest Podcast (#109)! Just click on the link and enjoy!
-Dick