I can't thank you enough for your amazing response and wonderful comments about my wife Gail on her Birthday yesterday! She had a great day...and was overwhelmed by your kindness!
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A Congressional Report found that Medicare has spent over $444 million on erectile dysfunction products in the last year.
- And they expect that number to rise.
- It would be even more, but Larry King has a really high co-pay.
- So apparently, When The Moment Is Right...Medicare Is Ready.
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According to a survey by BabyCenter.com, the most popular baby name in the UK this year is Muhammed.
- It's just so...BRITISH!
- Look for the next 007 movie where we'll hear "The names Bond. Muhammed Bond."
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Bobby Keys, the saxophone player for the Rolling Stones, passed away Tuesday.
- He wanted to live forever...but hey...You Can't Always Get What You Want.
- Keith Richard was said to be deeply saddened by the news...after someone reminded him who Bobby Keys was.
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MLB umpire Dale Scott announced that he's gay after 28 years in the league.
- This gives a whole new meaning to a Pop Up Fly.
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Six female officers have been suspended from the NYPD for posting sexy pictures on Instagram.
- Some have protested the decision saying the pictures prove these women are among "New York's Finest".
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Heidi Klum is being pressured on Social Media to stop wearing a bikini in public after she was seen in Jamaica with "a very saggy body".
- And at this very moment, thousands of overweight Frenchmen are strutting around in their Speedos. Where is the outrage???
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick