Pope Francis turns 78 today.
- If smoke comes out of the Vatican Chimney, you'll know he just blew out the candles on his cake.
- It'll be Angel Food Cake by the way.
- He went out to a restaurant Tuesday night for his Last Supper as a 77 year old.
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Merriam-Webster dictionaries said "Culture" was the most used word of the year in 2014.
- And for Miley Cyrus, that word was most used in the sentence "Your culture came back positive".
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South Korea announced that they will let citizens clone their dogs for $100,000.
- So now in Korea, you can have your dog, and eat him too!
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According to a new survey, the most likely occupation for an "unfaithful" wife to have is "Teacher".
- Apparently they don't want anyone cheating on tests, but they have no problem cheating on their husbands.
- The guys they cheat with are known as "The Teacher's Heavy Pet".
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Kathy Lee Gifford came forward to say that Bill Cosby once tried to kiss her.
- And Rosie O'Donnell came forward to say that Bill Cosby once tried to shake her hand.
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Jeb Bush announced that he is "actively exploring the possibility of running for President in 2016"...on Facebook.
- He also posted a picture of his cat wearing a Santa hat and revealed that he's reached level 179 in Candy Crush Saga!
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick