Last night's transferred to Ford Field NFL game between the Buffalo Bills and the New York Jets turned out to be a Bills' Snow Job... 38-3. Since I was born and bred in Buffalo, I've always been a fan of the Bills, Buffalo Wings, and snow. But NOT 6 feet of it!
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President Obama says he won't do much campaigning in 2016 because "Americans want that new car smell".
- That and he's already lined up a boatload of tee-times.
- That must be why he fired...I mean...accepted Chuck Hagel's resignation. Because Americans want that "new Defense Secretary smell".
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A study by the University of Leeds found that restroom hand dryers spread more bacteria than paper towels.
- Which means absolutely nothing to the 80% of men who don't wash their hands in the first place.
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A viral video of three Washington grandmothers smoking pot is expected to lead to increased marijuana use among the Senior set.
- So now we'll understand why older people go for the "Early Bird Dinner" at 4pm...they've got the munchies.
- So Grandma's no longer just bake cookies...they get "baked" themselves.
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Angelina Jolie says that "Cleopatra" could be the last movie she acts in.
- Meanwhile Brad Pitt wants her to KEEP acting...but STOP adopting.
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The New York City Fire Department hired a man who admitted to starring in 10 gay pornography films.
- His former co-stars said they thought he'd become a cop because he was "One of New York's finest".
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Rio unveiled a bright yellow, cat-like figure that will be the mascot for the 2016 Olympics.
- Don't we see enough Cats on Facebook?
- They were going to give the cat pink eyes, but were afraid Bob Costas would start having flashbacks.
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Russian hockey coach Viktor Tikhonov, who led the team that lost to the U.S. in the "Miracle on Ice" has died at the age of 84.
- Given that the Russian's lost...the REAL miracle is that he didn't die waaaaaaaay sooner.
- The doctor who told his family was cruel... He said "Do Your Believe in Miracles??? Well don't, because he's not coming back."
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here on Wednesday...Thanksgiving Eve!
-Dick