A British study found that people who get sex changes wind up regretting it.
- Proving that the grass isn't always greener...especially if your surgeon uses a weed-whacker.
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Paul Rand says that Hillary Clinton is "too old" to run for President.
- Ironically, Bill's dates are too YOUNG to run for President.
- The Democrats now say the GOP is waging a war against OLD women.
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A Colorado waiter was fired after mistakenly serving alcoholic drinks to a two-year-old girl.
- They knew she was drunk when she asked the busboy to come back to her playhouse and ordered a round of chicken fingers for everyone in the restaurant.
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According to reports, Miley Cyrus is dating Arnold Schwarzenegger's son.
- And Arnold is dating Miley Cyrus's housekeeper.
- Hopefully this guy can get her to "Terminate" her "Twerking".
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Fox News host Megyn Kelly accidentally introduced former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee as Mike "F---abee".
- It takes me back to some of the great moments from the "Jerry Springer Show".
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George W. Bush went on the Today Show to unveil a painting he made of him and his father.
- It was actually a paint-by-number....#41 and #43.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick