His Dishonor's Mom, Carolyn "Cheeks" Kilpatrick has put up a video on YouTube encouraging people to donate to the "Freedom Justice Trust" which is dedicated to getting Kwame sprung from the slammer. And for a $28 donation, you even get a "Free Kwame" t-shirt.
- Couldn't they have come up with this T-Shirt thing before Christmas? It would have made my holiday shopping a snap!
The video features pictures of Kwame with his wife Carlita, their sons, images of Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela.
- Kwame is just like Nelson Mandela if you don't count the whole Federal-Racketeering-Criminal-Enterprise-Shaking-Down-Contractors-And-Ripping-Off-The-Citizens-Of-Detroit-For-Millions-Of-Dollars thing.
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During last night's State of The Union Address, President Obama touched on everything from the economy to education.
- As opposed to Bill Clinton who used to "touch" on every woman he passed on his way to the Podium to deliver his State of the Unions.
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A Japanese company has invented the "True Love Bra" that only comes unhooked when it senses the heart rate and breathing patterns of a woman who is in love. The one drawback is that when it senses the woman feels love, the cups spring open automatically.
- For the woman, that pretty much rules out playing the old "hard to get" routine.
- So now guys don't have to spend a lot of time wondering if a woman is "into them"...they can just hang around until her bra explodes.
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Homeland Security will X-Ray every bit of food & beverage to be sold at this Sunday's Superbowl, as well as the fans apparel.
- Let's hope not too many women are wearing one of those Japanese exploding bras.
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NBC has given the green light to a new lesbian-themed comedy produced by Ellen DeGeneres.
- Fox News says that a lesbian-themed comedy is already on TV...It's called "The Rachael Maddow Show".
- Working titles include: "Family Gal", "The Dick Van Dyke Show", "Not Everybody Loves Raymond" and "Ethel Loves Lucy!"
- How are they going to make a successful sitcom without a wimpy, inept Dad who messes everything up for the family?
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Students at MIT have created a "Wearable Book" that uses sensors and a pressure vest that allows the reader to actually "feel" exactly what the protagonist is feeling on each page that they read.
- The "Wearable" version of "Fifty Shades of Grey" sold out in less than 10 seconds.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick