His Dishonor's Mom, Carolyn "Cheeks" Kilpatrick has put up a video on YouTube encouraging people to donate to the "Freedom Justice Trust" which is dedicated to getting Kwame sprung from the slammer. And for a $28 donation, you even get a "Free Kwame" t-shirt. 

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- Couldn't they have come up with this T-Shirt thing before Christmas? It would have made my holiday shopping a snap!

The video features pictures of Kwame with his wife Carlita, their sons, images of Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela. 

- Kwame is just like Nelson Mandela if you don't count the whole Federal-Racketeering-Criminal-Enterprise-Shaking-Down-Contractors-And-Ripping-Off-The-Citizens-Of-Detroit-For-Millions-Of-Dollars thing. 

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During last night's State of The Union Address, President Obama touched on everything from the economy to education.

- As opposed to Bill Clinton who used to "touch" on every woman he passed on his way to the Podium to deliver his State of the Unions. 

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A Japanese company has invented the "True Love Bra" that only comes unhooked when it senses the heart rate and breathing patterns of  a woman who is in love. The one drawback is that when it senses the woman feels love, the cups spring open automatically. 

- For the woman, that pretty much rules out playing the old "hard to get" routine. 

- So now guys don't have to spend a lot of time wondering if a woman is "into them"...they can just hang around until her bra explodes. 

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Homeland Security will X-Ray every bit of food & beverage to be sold at this Sunday's Superbowl, as well as the fans apparel. 

- Let's hope not too many women are wearing one of those Japanese exploding bras. 

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NBC has given the green light to a new lesbian-themed comedy produced by Ellen DeGeneres. 

- Fox News says that a lesbian-themed comedy is already on TV...It's called "The Rachael Maddow Show". 

- Working titles include: "Family Gal", "The Dick Van Dyke Show", "Not Everybody Loves Raymond" and "Ethel Loves Lucy!"

- How are they going to make a successful sitcom without a wimpy, inept Dad who messes everything up for the family? 

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Students at MIT have created a "Wearable Book" that uses sensors and a pressure vest that allows the reader to actually "feel" exactly what the protagonist is feeling on each page that they read.

- The "Wearable" version of "Fifty Shades of Grey" sold out in less than 10 seconds. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick