Denver vs. Seattle in the Super Bowl... My Pick: Denver! Peyton Manning just too good...
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With the match-up now set, weather officials say there's a 35% chance of snow for the Big Game.
- The whole "Let's Play The Super Bowl In An Open-Air Stadium in New Jersey During February" idea came from the same people who run the George Washington Bridge.
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On the heels of his latest trip to North Korea, Dennis Rodman has checked himself into rehab for alcohol addiction.
- His BFF Kim Jong Un has already sent Dennis a care package including a months supply of "Dog Jerky".
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More than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last 3 years.
- They just couldn't take any more pictures of cats doing bitchy things.
- Imagine all of the incredible slo-cooker meatloaf recipes we're missing out on.
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The American Apparel store in New York unveiled new mannequins that have hair where the sun don't shine.
- This is why I only shop at Brazilian Apparel stores.
- A replica of one of the mannequins will be featured at Madame Tussaud's "Need To Be Waxed Museum".
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NBC announced that Billy Crystal and Garth Brooks will be Jay Leno's final guests on the Tonight Show in February.
- Watch...they'll decide that Billy and Garth are too old and replace them with Honey Boo-Boo and Miley Cyrus.
- Much like when Bette Midler serenaded Johnny Carson when he left the show, Miley will serenade Jay. The only difference is she'll be naked with her tongue hanging out during the whole song.
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A recent phone survey said that over 70% of Madonna's fans are gay males.
- The other 30% didn't answer the phone because they were busy watching "Ellen".
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Have a great day - stay warm - and I'll see you back here Tuesday! And don't forget to check out our latest Podcast (#107) featuring my friend and former "Purtan's Person", Joe Noune!
-Dick