From Election Central...
Mike Duggan beat Benny Napoleon with 55% of the vote to become the next Mayor of Detroit.
-What a feeling it must be to wake up and know you just became the head of the largest Bankrupt city in America!
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admitted to smoking crack while wildly intoxicated about a year ago. He apologized and refused to resign.
- But just in case he's forced out of office he's looking into other lines of work that don't have a problem with crack. Like plumbing.
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Scientists say that women with larger-that-average butts are more intelligent.
- If this is true, the Kardashian sisters are actually over-qualified to be members of MENSA.
Meanwhile...Kris Jenner says she and Bruce Jenner are "still close" despite going through a divorce.
-Does it ever end with these people? Someday it will...and it will be a BIG END!
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A study shows that prostitution in the U.S. is on the decline.
- But more people are hiring lawyers, so basically a lot of people are still getting, well, you know!
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Zoos around the country are using a beagle with a trained sense of smell to let them know when their polar bears are pregnant.
- It beats the old method of having the bear pee on a stick.
- Zoos are also using another dog with a trained sense of smell to let them know when their Bears are Bi-Polar.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick