The Obamacare website has removed the picture of the smiling young girl from it's front page.
- They wanted to replace it with something more realistic...a glove handed proctologist asking a guy to bend over.
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There's a new website that tells you if anyone has ever died in your house.
- So a bunch of creepy, death-obessessed teenagers are able to successfully launch a website about a previous owner's grandpa keeling over in your living room, but the entire Federal Government still can't let you know if any future heart attacks will be covered by Obamacare.
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Sylvester Stallone said that if he had a choice he would spend his life painting and sculpting instead of starring in action films.
- Most Americans said if given the opportunity they'd make the same choice...for Sylvester Stallone.
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Paris Hilton was spotted dressed as Miley Cyrus at a Halloween party.
- Paris wore virtually no clothes and sat on a wrecking ball, or as it's more commonly known, "Her Career".
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Some University of Waterloo grads have invented a bracelet that automatically monitors the wearer's nutrition, caloric intake, stress levels, sleep quality and other vital signals.
- The bracelet is available exclusively at NSAjewelry.com.
- Just what we need for the holidays...something that tells us just how crappy we really feel.
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The Jonas Brothers have officially broken up.
- Awwww...But it is refreshing to hear about a break-up that doesn't include Taylor Swift or the Kardashians.
- The Jonas Brothers declined to comment as they were too busy carving pumpkins and getting ready to go Trick-or-Treating.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday for HALLOWEEN!!!!! (Check out tomorrow's blog and I'll reveal who/what I'm going as!)
-Dick