A Gallup Poll revealed that Americans find hemorrhoids more popular than Congress.
- Are hemorrhoids covered by Obamacare? That is the Burning question!!!
- Congress says they won't take this sitting down...because they can't. They're butts hurt too bad from sitting around doing nothing all day.
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Germany wants an apology from the United States for years of spying on their government.
- We've been doing it for years, but the Germans were too busy coming up with an improved plan to invade Poland to notice.
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Giant George, the 3' 7" Great Dane verified as the world's tallest dog by Guiness World Records, died last week.
- North Korea will pay tribute to Giant George by hosting an all-you-can-eat buffet featuring...Giant George.
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Speaking of tall things... The world's tallest man, 8'3" Suntan Kosen of Turkey, has married a woman 2 1/2 feet shorter than him.
- They get along on most things, but on others they don't see eye to eye.
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Tori Spelling told People Magazine that she is so broke, she can't afford a vasectomy for her husband.
- Most Americans wish her Dad, Aaron Spelling, had used some of his fortune to get a vasectomy for HIMSELF!
- Why not just sell her "previously enjoyed" fake boobs on Craig's list.
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Dr. Conrad Murray of Michael Jackson fame, has been released from prison 2 years after being convicted of manslaughter in the King of Pop's death.
- Finally! We can all get propofol without having to order it from an illegal online Mexican pharmacy!
- Prison Guards say Murray walked out of jail, took a deep breath, and starting counting backwards from 100.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! And don't forget to check out my latest Podcast (#98) with an encore performance by special guest star Tom Delisle! Just click on the "Podcast" button at the top of this page.
-Dick