Want to grow your own Vegetables? Mind your Pees and Q’s! Scientists say HUMAN URINE contains nitrogen and phosphorus that is considered a “superfood” for plants and that by watering them with a mix of one part urine mixed with 9 parts water… your veggies will grow like weeds.
- Well just what America needs. Another reason to NOT eat our Vegetables.
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A Police Officer in Canada pulled over a vehicle last week but when he approached the drivers side to speak to the person behind the wheel… there was no wheel. Turns out, the driver was using Vise Grip Pliers to “Drive” the vehicle. The was arrested… but was ticketed and asked to get a vehicle inspection.
- You can hear all about it in the new hit Country song, “Jesus… Take the Pliers”.
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The U.S. Postal Service wants to raise the price of a forever stamp from 68 cents to 73 cents.
- On a bright note… the cost of Losing your mail will remain the same!
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Caitlin Clark, the number one pick in the WNBA draft two weeks ago, is set to sign a $28 million shoe deal with Nike.
- And if you think that’s a lot wait until you hear about the deal she’s gonna get at DSW! (For you guys… That’s the “Designer Shoe Wearhouse”. I know because I’ve got a lot of daughters)
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According to a new poll, 57% of adults would feel better if they got more sleep.
- Get more sleep?? Dream on!
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A Democratic State Senator in Minnesota was charged with first-degree burglary after Cops say she allegedly broke into her stepmother's house to retrieve “personal items” - including her late father’s ashes.
- She say’s she wasn’t “stealing” her Dad’s ashes so much as she was “Taking them to make sure he’d have the chance to Vote in November”.
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Animal rescuers in Virginia arranged a “family reunion” of sorts for a family of curious ducklings who became separated from their mother when they wandered into a hotel.
- But it was a costly mistake: The ducklings got into the Mini-Bar… and the Mama duck ended up with a huge Bill.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick